The BLACK Stuff!

No this is NOT a thread about interracial sex! lol I did a repair today that involved one single roll of modified glue down. Its been quite a while since i had to mess with the black mammy and i guess i forgot how it is! After glueing down the roll i looked at my hand and had some black mammy up above my wrist. Then as i turned my arm over i noticed some more on the underside. A few minutes later i realized some had gotten on my hammer handle. SO i go down the ladder and get the tar remover and a rag and get all the crap off. Then i go back up to finish the small repair. ( i was done with the tar spreading ) After several minutes i notice i have the black mammy all over my arm AGAIN! This time its 3 times worse than the last time! lol I had not noticed the spot on my jeans and my arm had touched that and then i touched my shirt with my arm and now my clothes are ruined all except for more black mammy repairs! lol What do you have to do? Wear a plastic bag over your whole body? lol>>>

I remember back in the day DEEP DOWN IN FLORIDA WHERE THE SUN SHINES DAMN NEAR EVERY DAY; The black is a code. I would be weighed in for the morning and arriving back to the shop I would be weighed again and charged the difference in the weight of the mammy. After working with it you learn all of it insidious ways how to avoid them and come home clean. There are some really harrowing stories with the black>>>

that use to happen to me a lot when I was 15, tracked everywhere!>>>

Very Very funny guys! lol>>>

Thanks guys, now I have some on my keyboard.>>>

Arrrrr, well shiver me timberlines ther , we says for shure. Makes me mouth go awaterin for shure ther, it does. Brings ta mind an ole ditty that Jack sings while asmearein......er.....aspreadin tha black ther, it does for shure.

Asmear here Asmear ther We be asmearin everwhere In tha front In tha back Ole Jack , We truley loves ta smeer tha black....ar ar ar ar ar ar ar

Ole Jack, he truley be a poet an dont noit Arrrr, ahoy ther Mister Willy, Ole Jack, is truley green with tha envy for ye, we be for shure. Altho it be a mite agitatin when it gits in the hair on me back.>>>

I just found out the chit got on my saw zaw too! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!>>>

I was talking on the phone once to a man that was using it and got it on me :laugh:>>>

BTW. That crap jumps on me. I can walk into a paint store and somehow get paint all over the place. Go into a roof supply place to pick up a coil of copper, and WTH??? Got cement on me again!!!??? WTH??>>>

That's why I learned to 'ROOF'! Never needed it agsin. (Almost)>>>