Kentucky Ice

Any one out here working this storm ? The tree guys are cleaning up. Quite a few roofs and many many brokien pipes. There will be a flood of work out here till spring. Where is Pocket Kang when you need him??? :laugh:>>>

Nope I'm leaving out of here tomorrow for Baton Rouge on Weds. Then DEEP DOWN IN FLORIDA WHERE THE SUN SHINES DAMN NEAR EVERY DAY>>>

Be curious no more. When the big branches fall on the house punching holes through the roof . You might need your roof replaced . If your chimney is pushed over by a tree limb . You might need your roof replaced. If a tree falls on your house . You might need your roof replaced. I'm in Owensboro KY . If you think of KY as a jelly . You might need your roof replaced. :laugh: :side: :silly: :side: :woohoo:>>>

CIAK......Just curious as to why there are roofs to be replaced in an ice storm?

Where about you working in Kentucky?

Thanks!>>>

CIAK - :laugh:>>>

An old retired friend sent this to me.......... The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.

They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of His head to the tip of his toes.

He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000.

The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.

The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'

The old Chief calmly replied, ' Vietnam'.

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Or if your really bored.............. No Speak English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to WORK !!!!

I don't know about you guys sometimes.. >>>

I know this doesn't belong here so I'll hijack my own thread. Who can relate???? Or is it just me ?? A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: Floor 1 - These men HAVE JOBS. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men HAVE JOBS and LOVE KIDS. 'That's nice," she thinks, 'but I want more." So she continued upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, and are EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, are DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS and HELP WITH HOUSEWORK. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Floor 5 - These men HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, are DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS, HELP WITH HOUSEWORK, and HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank You for shopping The Husband Store. >>>