Crazy Customers!

Did a roof for a lady today who freaked out on me yesterday! We roofed a house down the street from her yesterday so when we finished that one there was enough room in the truck to hold all of her roof as well. The guys decided to drop off the truck at her house for the next morning. It was getting close to dark and when they rang her bell to ask her if it was ok to leave the truck she called me saying your guys are at my door and i just wanted to let you know im answering the door with a loaded 45 in my hand! lol WTF? Then she said and i better not catch anyone Pissing in my yard tomorrow either! LMAOO! I was like WTF this lady is NUTZZ!! lol>>>

She paid me in full not long after i made this post! I kinda like her now! lol But she is definately a weird one. During my inspection she started talking about stockpiling weapons to fight off the government! Obama being the Devil! And weird stuff like that! I cant remember everything she said because my roofer/male brain has an automatic shutoff anytime a woman says more than 85 words consecutively ( without a breath ) within a short time period. It must be some kind of naturally built in switch that shuts down the brain for self preserverance to prevent neuro damage etc.. Wowwaaa Weewaaa! lol PS One guy said his bladder almost exploded during the ridge installing process he had been holding it so long! lol>>>

Be careful cleaning behind her bushes. She might think you're doing #2 and toss a grenade back there if she hears rustling sounds :laugh:>>>