Moses

God went to the Arabs and said,

'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Mexicans also wanted an example,

and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'

There, that should offend just about everybody!! B) :laugh: :laugh: B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

"Consequences, Schmonsequences, F.T. What makes America Great It's candied apples and ponies with dapples you can ride all day!It's girls with pimples and cripples with dimples. Its spics and wops and niggers and kikes with noses as long as your arm! "Who else can drive a 6-inch spike through a board with their penis? It's candied apples and ponies with dapples. Its micks and chinks and gooks and geeks and honkies(Honk! Honk!)who never left the farm ! "Is that how a warped brain like mine gets its kicks? .... "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware." Norm from Cheers.

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Steve, I was not referring to you specifically, sorry if it sounded that way. I meant I agreed with OS that the world is too PC.

I don't have a problem with fags either.......until they start making out in front of my kids, then they have the problem. I liked the days when they stayed in the closet.

Have to side up with Steve on the observation about closet Jews. Most everyone is a Jew at least sometimes.

Can't resist this one, however:

Jewish man's son calls from college, tells Dad he's broke and starving and needs a hundred dollars asap.

Dad says: $50.00? I don't have no $25.00.

I agree with OS. I hate the way this world works now days. We have become a bunch of faggot loving, gun hating, sissy boys. What ever happened to being able to speak what you think?