Funny Roofing Stories

I know everyone has LOTS of these! Here is one of the funniest that happened to me years ago when 5 of us were working out of state in Atlanta, Georgia!

We went to a nice little home style restaurant for lunch and this place was packed to the gills. Our most notorious character, Clyde, ordered a slice of pecan pie after his main course.

Georgia is known for it's pecans and ole Clyde was quite a talker and a very loud one. He just kept going on and on and on about how wonderful the pecan pie was.

To the point that everyone in the place had heard him at least once and it also grabbed the attention of the waitress.

She came over and said well sir I am glad to know you really like our pecan pie! At which point Clyde goes into a rambling fit again about how wonderful it is.

By this time the place had gotten a good bit quieter and the focus of almost all persons in the restaurant was on Clyde.

He rambled on to say "mam I don't know what y'all put in your pecan pie over here in Georgia that we don't do back home but it is just absolutely delicious.

The waitress then asks Clyde loudly, would you like another slice sir? Clyde replies yes mam!

She then screamed at the top of her lungs quote "HEY COOK, COME AGAIN ON THAT PECAN PIE"!

The entire place erupted in laughter and a couple folks even slipped out of their seat laughing!

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That one reminds me of the old diner soup story, the diner had 2 soups on the menu chicken noodle and split pea the customer ordered a bowl of chicken noodle before the waitress brough the chicken soup out the customer decided to cancel the chicken and order the split pea. He told the waitress to change his order, she immediately blurted out Hey, "cookie" hold that chicken and make it pea. har har