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A husband and a wife are watching a TV show about psychology that explains the phenomenon of 'mixed emotions'. The husband turns to his wife and says, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She turns to him and says, "Ok take a deep breath relax. Out of all your friends, you have the biggest (delete-d). Ouch!!! B) :laugh: :laugh: B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day