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Old guys are nice

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March 3, 2011 at 12:11 p.m.

CIAK

An old guy was in Costco the other day, pushing his shopping trolley around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing a trolley.

He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.

What does your wife look like?"

The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."

Most old men are helpful like that. B) :laugh: :laugh: B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

March 5, 2011 at 5:00 p.m.

CIAK

K B) :huh: :huh: B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

March 3, 2011 at 4:59 p.m.

CIAK

All I want is to stay healthy http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day


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